Every week, Boost brings you insights straight from the writers in our Creative Network. Writers share tips on how to inject more creativity into ads, best practices for writing ad copy, and more. This week, Dylan Barmmer, pen name “wordisborn” who has been an active writer in the Network for over five years, shares a holiday limerick.

’Twas the night before Christmas…nahhhhh, that’s too easy.

When you optimize ads with Boost, we make things breezy!

 

But that’s putting the cart well ahead of the horse.

We want to help you build business, and do it with FORCE!

 

The real kind of power that TRUMP cannot buy,

When you’re building an ad, you should reach for the sky!

 

Now back to the Holiday Season, and all its good cheer.

We hope that you had a most wonderful year!

 

And if 2015 was not fantastic nor ideal,

Here’s Good Wishes and Gifts for a 2016 you can feel…

 

All the way down to your bones and your marrow,

Think of your brand as your bow, and your ads as your arrow!

 

And when Valentine’s comes, you’ll be loaded and locked.

Your ads will have landed, and they will have ROCKED!

 

From this Holiday to that, and our family to yours,

And to all a good night, lock your windows and doors!

 


 

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